Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Just What The Heck Is A Politically Correct Christmas?

Now that our Country seems to be turning politically correct;
We can no longer visit Santa in the mall, to some he is very offensive.
Christmas trees are an insult to non-believers.
Do NOT say Merry Christmas, instead say Merry Holidays or Happy Winter Solstice.
Schools can no longer have a Christmas pageant that contains anything about the reason for the season. 
Nor can they have any decorations that pertain to a traditional Christmas.
Our Freedom of Religion and Speech are being violated! I'm Mad and so should you be!

A typical invitation to what used to be the annual company Christmas Party might read as follows: 

To all employees:
Last years company Christmas Party resulted in so much controversy this year we will be doing something different for the convenience of all of you who do not wish to celebrate Christmas in the traditional way.
You are invited to a December, 21st Party to be held at the Super Buffet from 2 PM until 5PM. The reason for the party will just be a Party.  
  • No gifts will be exchanged this year. Last years $10 gift limit was disturbing to some who thought $10 was too much and the CEO's thought it was too small. 
  • No longer can you consume eggnog, that's a Christmas tradition. Out of respect for our employees who are members of Alcoholics Anon a special table will now be located at the far end of the room (far away from the open bar) it will have a sign on it that says AA (There goes your anonymity.) 
  • Vegetarians and Peta Supporters, please sit far-far away from the main buffet line we don't want you to smell the wonderful odors coming from the baked ham, turkey, and barbeque. We will have a special salad bar for your convenience.
  • In respect for the holidays of Chanukah and Kwansaa we will not have a Christmas tree, no Christmas carols will be sung, Santa will NOT make an appearance. There will be NO decorations of any kind. 
  • We will only have a record player as entertainment and will sing only children's songs that pertain to nothing religious, political or racist. (Example): A Peanut Sat - 
A peanut sat
On a railway track
His heart was all a flutter

Around the bend came number ten Choo-Choo 
Peanut butter
  • For our Muslim employees I realize the chosen date for this gathering is during Ramadan and you are not allowed to eat or drink during daylight hours. Please join us, doggie bags ... oops! I mean people bags ... will be available for your convenience.
  • A very special table will be set up for our Illegals, if you wish to come early and not be detected at the border please use the special tunnel that will surface under your table. In case of a raid, it will also give you a fast exit! Beans and tortillas will be on the menu for you.
  • A note to members of Over-eaters, we have arranged to have the dessert bar in another room with a very small door, if you are too fat you get no dessert. 
  • Oh and for you Gay guys, we will have a special table for you and no Lesbians will be allowed at it. They will have their own table. Also there will be absolutely no cross-dressing at this event. Last year our male CEO got his bottom patted seven times. He was quite a looker though!
  • Please do not say a prayer before your meal, this is a public place and we do not want to offend any of our atheist friends. The restaurant has a small closet you can discretely use to say your prayer.
In our desire to make this a memorable event for all, we have taken every step we know so as not to offend anyone. Since so many of you want to see our Christmas Traditions removed from this country, we do not feel it is necessary to give you our customary Christmas Bonus. If you don't want to come to this gathering please do NOT RSVP, just tear up this invitation and get a real life, you have become a real Scrooge!
For those of you who do NOT find any of the above traditions offensive, please come to our Traditional Christmas Party at the convention center of the Hilton. The festivities will begin at 7 PM on Dec. 21st and last into the wee hours of the morning. You will be assured to enjoy Santa, beautifully decorated C-mas trees, sing Christmas Carols, and be allowed to pray. We will serve eggnog, hot buttered rum, and other customary drinks. Music will be furnished by The Santa's Helpers Band. Please bring a White Elephant Gift. For those of you who BELIEVE, you will be receiving the traditional Christmas Bonus! 
Need I say anymore? Let the party begin! 
I don't know about you, but I plan to attend the latter party. 

The non-believers do not have to attend events such as these or go to places that support the Christmas traditions. I am appalled at what has happened to our Country's Christmas Holiday customs. I suggest that people who want to spoil Christmas for the Christians and Believers in this Country (which are the majority), just ignore us or find a Country you can be happy living in. To heck with a so called Politically Correct Christmas, I will continue to celebrate Christmas and All the Traditions the way they were intended! 
Jesus Is The Reason For The Season!
HO - HO- HO!  What kind of Christmas will you have?

Tea Party Deanie

16 comments:

  1. TPD - I have just received an e-mail from Obama, Pelosi and Reid which I feel is of the utmost importance.It states they feel your Politically Correct Christmas is something that could move America forward.

    Obama is very happy you made a place for the Muslims.
    Pelosi is ecstatic over the fact "we can get this Bah-Humbug Christmas over and get back to our agenda."
    Harry Reid wants to know if it is okay to send Janet Napolitano down with free citizenship papers to be delivered at the illegals table, she feels this could be a large asset in obtaining his Dream Act Bill. They have asked if you could respond as soon as possible.

    By the way Barney Frank would like to know if the gays table will be decorated all in pink, if so he would like to attend in his new tu-tu.

    Biden says to Hell with All, he wants the Christmas bonus.

    As for me I will be attending the traditional Christmas Party! I still believe in God, Country, Family and our Constitution.

    Please respond in an e-mail as quickly as possible.

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  2. I hope that your Christmas is merry,
    And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
    But remember the reason,
    for this joyous season,
    Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.

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  3. I found your blog on google and found your blog very interesting i would like to have more information about it so can you please give me some more details.

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  4. This is great Deanie, I definitely want to be at the traditional Christmas Party.
    I would like to ask you one more question though. On the Muslim and illegal immigrant tables are they allowing sniper rifles to be there?

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  5. I don't think too many of us will be attending the 'politically correct Christmas.' lol
    You hit the nail on the head with this one! Let's all tell everyone we meet Merry Christmas no matter what their ethnicity.
    HO-HO-Ho! Santa's coming to town.

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  6. Rad Rich I wonder which party the Dems will be attending? Even though they are against most of the traditional Christmas activities, they do enjoy a big party.

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  7. The bit about the 'doggie bags' is great! I hope the Muslim terrorists choke on their food! This is what we can expect for large gatherings. How sad it is that we can't live in unity anymore.

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  8. Ha loved the blog! Very creative politically correct Christmas Party idea, but omy gosh hopefully that will never come to be.

    I continue to check with the stores that do not allow employees to say Merry Christmas and they do not get my money. I think more and more people are rebelling and demanding we have the same rights to celebrate Jesus Birth.
    Am hoping that in the future they will be fair to us again. If not I suggest they stop giving ESPECIALLY all Govt and regular employees any holiday time off. Christmas is the tradition, Christmas is yes the REASON for the SEASON !

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  9. I just heard today that Best Buy has for the first time in years included Merry Christmas in their advertisements and employees are not allowed to to say Merry Christmas to their customers! Wal Mart took their Christmas ban off a few years ago! I wonder if the retailers are realizing just how unfair they were to their customers.

    I too hope that a politically correct Christmas never comes about. The article is quite truthful. There is no way to satisfy everyone.

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  10. Uncle Sam, could this be because the muslims don't spend enough money during OUR Holiday Season that they the retailers are giving it back to us ?!@?!
    I just wonder ...

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  11. I went to our company Christmas Party last night. We had a wonderful time, had a Chinese gift exchange, I ended up with a cast iron skillet.
    The company I work for employs over 600 people, of different cultures. Fortunately all that attended, celebrated a very traditional Christmas and not a Politically Correct Christmas!
    If people don't want a real Christmas, they should just stay home during the Christmas Holidays.

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  12. MS, I hope you use that skillet for cooking! LOL
    I wound up with a giant ceramic spider one year, and no one wanted to take it from me. Imagine that, I gave it to a neighbor who was moving to another state, I don't think she wanted it either.
    With everyone continuing to say Merry Christmas we will keep the spirit going!

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  13. Mad Sally's RoommateDecember 14, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    MS doesn't cook!

    Love the article, it is getting harder to be politically correct about anything we do. I say to heck with p-correctness and just enjoy the Christmas season the way we always have.
    Merry Christmas everyone!

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  14. I would like to see you decorate the gay tables in pink so the world can see what Barney Frank looks like in his tu-tu. This would probably cause the public to barf on the table and bring them back to the reality of what we are really facing.

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  15. Wes, Frank doesn't need a table decorated in pink to show off his tu-tu. LOL

    It is very sad to think that this could be an example of what our Christmas celebrations will be. I say Merry Christmas to everyone I come in contact with. If it offends them that is their own stupidity.

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  16. I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT and intend to remain that way. I don't give a s--t about political correctness. The government will not take away my beliefs! They can take my money, my childrens money, my job but they will NEVER take from me what I believe in.
    God Bless America and MERRY CHRISTMAS will live in me forever!

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